Microfibre sports towel with zippered pocket
Towels have played an important part throughout history.
Shakespeare got it wrong, Mark Antony did not say "friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your ears". He actually said: "friends, Romans, countrymen lend me your towels. I need something to mop up the blood."
You need this towel.
What did Moses use to wipe the dust off the 10 Commandments?
A towel.
How did Michelangelo keep the sweat running into his eyes when painting the Sistine Chapel?
A towel.
What did Sir Francis Drake wipe down his lawn bowls with while watching the Spanish Armada get destroyed in a storm?
A towel.
Charles Darwin wrapped Galapagos finches up in what when studying them?
A towel.
What did Einstein use to wipe down the chalkboard when finessing his special relativity equation?
A towel.
What did Joe Frazier throw into the ring after 14 rounds in the Thrilla in Manila?
A towel.
And what does Arthur Dent always carry with him upon the advice of Ford Prefect?
You guessed it - a towel.
Maybe you need to get one too. And this one comes with a cute little zippered pocket to put stuff in as an added bonus!
